Kara+-+ECR+2

Earth is strange. I’ve only been here two short months but already I know this. The humans I’ve met have not yet discovered that I’m an alien, but I’ve discovered some of their strange customs and behaviors. For example, they celebrate this holiday called “ Christmas ”. They believe a large man with a white beard comes down their chimney and leaves them presents! It’s so odd! They also watch these things called “ musicals ” which are movies (moving pictures) of people singing and dancing to music. While this, too, is odd, it’s quite enjoyable to watch. The humans also keep animals in their homes! It’s crazy! They give them names and beds and food and treat them like family. I, for one, would never do such a thing. I think humans engage in these behaviors to entertain themselves. Why else would they make up stories of fat men in suits and watch “ musicals ”? But, I suppose some of our customs may seem strange to the humans as well, even if they are perfectly normal to us.